I am currently in search of an effective 12-step program, but all of the ones I have read about in the Hollywood tabloids thus far have not worked for me.
I mean, we are all allowed to have our vices, right? I'm not into drugs (unless you count my perchance for NeoCitran when I can’t sleep), I don’t drink (unless you count wine) and I have never been arrested. Sheesh…I just got my first speeding ticket this year!
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I'm so frickin' innocent I wear a flower in my hair every day. OK...that was in Mexico. |
But put me in the magazine rack aisle at the grocery store and I am in la-la land!
Don’t bother trying to have a meaningful conversation with me when Billy Bush is talking about the upcoming summer blockbusters because I am not listening.
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Ahhhhh...magazines! |
Just walk away.
To let you all know that I am actually quite a well-rounded human being, I am also a mother of three, a wife of one, a writer/blogger (duh), a home décor junkie, and I love to help people whenever I can.
This includes keeping those that I love in the know about what the stars are up to!
This includes what you should or shouldn’t watch on TV and who is making up or breaking up.
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Here is what the stars are up to in the Southern Hemisphere. You're welcome. |
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Don't watch. |
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Sofia Vergara and Nick Loeb - just broke up and then made up and are now engaged! |
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You already knew about this, I realize. Hey...we all knew about it before it even happened, right? |
It also includes who is getting their mug shot taken, who is on the rise, who is on their way down and who is sporting a new belly bump (Sookie and Snookie…you are on my radar gals in case you’re reading! Do you think they are reading? How exciting would that be?!??).
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Here is Anna Paquin (AKA Sookie), pregnant with twins at a red carpet event. Maybe she was reading my blog earlier in the day. |
But I digress.
Life is serious shit. We have a lot to deal with...especially us Moms, what with the diapers and the driving and the cooking and the working and the crying and the lego-ing and the this and the this and the that.
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Yes, this is me when I realize I just missed Entertainment Tonight. I'm serious. |
But life is also supposed to include some fun right?
So I indulge in Kim’s post 72-day marriage woes, Katie's concerns with Scientology, watch a little (OK, a little more than a little) TV and head to the movie theatre once in a while.
And because I do…and I do it quite a bit…I am here to pay it forward.
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Oh yeah...she's moved on to Kanye. So convenient that Kim always kovorts with kuties who happen to have names that start with "K". But again, I digress. |
I am here to indulge you with all I am learning.
From fashion to plastic surgery news to “you-just-have-to-see-this-movie-and-this-is-why!”s to some deeper thoughts on the goings on in today’s pop culture, I’m here to serve.
Now…let’s dish!
Stay tuned peeps!
Smiles,
Lora